10 Signs you’re in Web Design
1. When events happen in your life, instead of sitting back and enjoying them, you find yourself saying, “Hold on a sec, I just have to get a picture of this.” You post to Instagram and feel satisfaction when placing the correct filters. “Ah, now that was an awesome shot, I bet I’ll get like hundreds of likes on that.” Hours later, 1 like, from somebody named Yammcat?
2. You find yourself checking email, twitter, photo apps, and facebook only to go and check email, twitter, photo apps and facebook over and over again, perhaps in the same order.
3. You realize that on weekends, you spend most of your time answering 100′s of emails from people who need your help and you feel the need to answer them one-by-one as if you’ve become some martyr to the Internet. “Poor email friend, I can help ya.”
4. You never buy Groupon but you keep the emails coming in the inbox for shit you don’t want. “Maybe one day there will be this awesome deal and I will miss it!”
5. You are mayor of your own damn apartment or house but in all actuality you are still paying rent or the mortgage. “I just ousted @myself as the mayor of a place not telling you where it is, my home, on @foursquare.”
6. On Friday evenings, you get out of work and you feel tremendous freedom. Yes, TGIF, Yes! I am gonna party tonight! .. only to end up in front of the computer again. Actually, make that the entire weekend you had an idea.
7. You’ve bought more than 10 URL’s for your really good ideas, but you are so busy doing work for other people, you never have time to do them.
“Okay, I’ll just take one more job, I need the money anyway.”
8. You read so many damn articles online from people that post articles daily on twitter, that you think you read more than actually doing the damn work. How to get a watermark on your ass in Photoshop. “Awesome, I gotta read this one!”
9. You are stalked by followers and you are really scared.
Stalker: “OMG, @fabulously_intelligent answered me, giggle, giggle, OMG I am gonna follow you till the day I die. @crush, Thanks again for posting the best articles ever made you are my first love forever and ever.”
You: “Thank God I never posted my address.”
Stalker: “Knock, Knock..”
10. Every Damn day you are back at your computer, thirsty for more. “Let’s do this!”
This post was written by @concentrmedia I have no intentions of mimicking the Oatmeal, just trying to give you a laugh.
The post has the same sort of rhythm as the Oatmeal, although he’s got some rockin’ pictures to go with his posts. If you haven’t check that site out, do so, it’s hysterical.
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